A few responses

I am not one of those who subscribe to the "adding chicken makes it healthy" mentality. I'm pretty certain that my Papa John's Chicken Alfredo Pizza was healthier than a Pizza Hut Meat Lover's Stuffed Crust Pizza. I am also not one of those who subscribe to the "must eat only healthy food to be healthy" mentality. Papa John's Chicken Alfredo Pizza occasionally is fine. I could see a problem if it were daily but not occasionally. That being said, my laziness and lack of exercise has no relation whatsoever to what I consume: it has everything to do with my laziness.

Furthermore, I agree with Puck that you shouldn't be able to decide your own nickname. Of course, I'm not sure what we should call you. You're more a K-k-k-ken than an Archie Leach, in my opinion, but even that isn't adequate. Dobby was fun but also not quite "it". Judging from your choice of recreational sport we might have to call you "Bunt" or "Foul Ball" or even "Soft, not Hard, Ball". Perhaps "Air Ball" is appropriate, or "Brick". Puck, what do you think?

In regards to Campaign Finance Reform: I find it interesting that people who raise alarms about civil rights are the same people who want to restrict other's First Amendment rights.

In regards to the Teamsters: I haven't met one that I like qua Teamster... and I've met many. In regards to Unions: after seeing them intentionally bring my comapny into bankruptcy and cause the furlough and layoff of hundreds of their members for the sake of showing power I have less respect for them than ever. Remember all you commie pinkos; unions are corporations and exist to make money and continue their own existance, not to help their members.